h2poster

Guess what sequel I’m kind of looking forward to seeing? Is it H2? Yep! Why? Because I have no doubts it will be as overtly cheesy as the first one. MySpace (honestly, what grown adult still uses MySpace?) has a new poster debut for the upcoming Rob Zombie “horror” movie.

While I’m diggin’ Mikey’s New Jersey bouncer look, I’m curious as to who that woman is in the background. Is that his sister? His mother? Or just some chick who’s about to get splattered all over the pavement because she’s standing in front of a moving vehicle?

Decide for yourself when you check out the poster which is above in case you hadn’t noticed!