May 28, 2010. What will you be doing then, folks? If you’re anything like me you will be boycotting all cinemas showing Sex & the City: The Movie: 2!

OK, so that’s probably not going to be the title, but Warner Bros. and New Line have just announced that the sequel to the hit TV show adaptation is coming, and it’s coming right soon irritatingly.

It was inevitable, of course, given that the first movie pulled in an astonishing $412.6 million at the worldwide box office. That’s a lot of moolah for an R-rated rom-com. about shoes with an abundance of thoroughly unlikable characters and one girl looking like a horse!

Sex And the City 2, as it’ll probably be called, will go up against Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s abs, with a side oreder of Gemma Arterton, I know which film I’d rather see!

So far, little is known about the plot of Sex And The City 2, but the old gang – SJP, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis – will all return. How will Carrie’s marriage to Big have fared? What’s up with Charlotte’s baby? Will Samantha get back with Smith? And does anyone care…’cos they shouldn’t!